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rosadrives:

when ur wife invites a bee over for dinner and he sits in ur spot

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nippled:

annoying online and irl







multipack:

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous




kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

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"you need to choose a career"

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"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
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bible-jpg:

i just realised jesus faked his death for more followers







silohouettes:

simplefoetus:

silohouettes:

silohouettes:

I actually love dogs more than most people tbh

no homo tho

why no homo?

the french word for dog is masculine and you can never be too safe







backdoorteenmom:

I need the person who retouched gaga’s versace shoot to take and edit all my pictures





tonyabbot:

im so mad she didn’t caption it “butt first, let me take a selfie”