when ur wife invites a bee over for dinner and he sits in ur spot
annoying online and irl
mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous
"you’re an adult now"
"you need to choose a career"
"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
i just realised jesus faked his death for more followers
I actually love dogs more than most people tbh
no homo tho
why no homo?
the french word for dog is masculine and you can never be too safe
I need the person who retouched gaga’s versace shoot to take and edit all my pictures
im so mad she didn’t caption it “butt first, let me take a selfie”