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hungarian:

sleeping naked is very dangerous bc if someone breaks into your house at night it would be very embarrassing to fight him off while naked

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

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ibrokethestars:

that one friend that’s exactly like you

but better

(Source: twistshoutandcry, via orgasmic-humor)

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